Articles on tourism topics

Let me share with you a hilarious travel article written by me. This is about a young female office worker's travel plan and strategy, but the plan finally fell through! (By the way, I would like to remind everyone that this article is full of laughter, so please don't watch it while eating and drinking to avoid unnecessary social death):

Sasha is a trainee dog in the late stage of Secondary Two. She is very unpleasant because of her personality, so the salary allocated to her by her boss is unimaginable! But at the same time, Sasha is still a girl who loves traveling very much. She doesn't like being bound by marriage and work, but likes to walk all the time on the road of traveling (which is why Sasha is still single), so Sasha doesn't want to miss any time suitable for traveling! So for her, National Day is a perfect time.

Because National Day is a very long holiday for office workers, when the last day of work is drawing to a close, all the men and women in the office are discussing where to play or how to play National Day, and Sasha takes pains to attend because the money in her hand prevents her from stepping out of the house:

Daming: Have you planned where to go during your holiday? After all, it's rare for the epidemic to get better, so it's a pity not to go to those great places in China.

Nana: I'm going to Tibet to feel poetry and the distance.

Sasha: Aren't you afraid of lack of oxygen when you go to such a high altitude? )

Lv Qiang: I'm going to the Palace Museum to study history and culture.

Sasha: In the end, I gave you a history lesson. It's so boring. What's the point of traveling? )

Xiao Ting: I'm going to Guangxi because I want to see the landscape of Guilin.

(Sasha: A few hours' flight will kill you! )

Dazhuang: I want to go to the Northeast and feel the ice and snow.

Sasha: It's October. Aren't you afraid of freezing to death when you go to that place? )

Lv Qiang: Don't keep pointing at where we are going! Where the hell are you going? Is the place you go more meaningful than us?

Sasha: Of course! I'm going to Sanya, Hainan. Nothing is more comfortable than enjoying the sunshine and the beach! You know, I am a person who loves tropical scenery.

Nana: Then you must prevent yourself from getting tanned! Also, I heard that you have to take a red-eye flight to go there. You can usually fall asleep after working for an hour. Can you persist in taking a red-eye flight? Aren't you afraid of airsickness?

Sasha: Are you short of cigarettes? Am I such a poor willpower person?

Nana: You are. I'm telling the truth!

Sasha: Don't sit here and be silly. I heard from my boss that my salary won't be paid until October 1st, which means I don't have enough money to plan my trip. Do you have any methods that suit me and make money quickly?

Xiao Ting: You can go live to catch the sea!

Sasha: But we are not a coastal city!

Dazhuang: The live broadcast sells badly and makes money swish.

Sasha: That's not a live broadcast, it's called being scolded by the whole network, okay?

Dazhuang: It's ok to eat and broadcast for a while.

Sasha: You haven't seen how crazy it is for bloggers to vomit after finishing the video!

Nana: I'm sorry! There is nothing suitable for you!

(Sasha is dizzy)

Xiao Ting: Don't lose heart! There's really a way for you.

Sasha: What can I do? Tell me quickly, will you?

Xiao Ting: You can donate feces! In medical terms, it is fecal community recruitment.

Sasha: You want me to donate shit after all this trouble!

Nana: It's no big deal to donate shit. You may be able to sell a lot of money for this piece of shit! Of course, it mainly depends on your routine and eating habits.

Sasha: What does this have to do with this?

Lv Qiang: How stupid you are! In fact, fecal bacteria transplantation is a medical method to treat intestinal diseases. Simply speaking, it is to transplant the intestinal flora of healthy people into patients with gastrointestinal diseases to help patients rebuild healthy intestinal flora, thus achieving the purpose of treating gastrointestinal diseases! However, intestinal flora can only be obtained from feces, so it is natural to collect feces discharged by healthy people!

Sasha: You still know more! Ok, I'll serve more when I go to the canteen for dinner later, and I'll pull it after I finish eating. What do you say?

After lunch, Sasha excitedly took her discharge to the confession center to sign up ... but the test results were not reported to her.

Sasha was very angry. She told the center on her cell phone while going to the toilet:

Sasha: Why hasn't the result come out yet? I've wasted all my shit these days

Physical examination center: I'm sorry, the flora structure in your feces doesn't meet our regulations. Please come and register after you have a regular diet (hanging up ...).

Sasha: Hey! If I had known I wouldn't be popular and spicy these days, I would have gone to bed early and got up late.

Sasha told those colleagues about her experience at the class reunion:

Nana: You are so useless! You can't even donate shit

Sasha: You have no idea how strict they are.

Nana: It's not that people are strict. It's that your work and rest are irregular and your physique doesn't match.

Sasha: You are right.

Xiao Ting: So you'll never find a suitable opportunity to make money again.

Sasha: What should I do? My plans for traveling have been completely ruined.

Xiao Ting: It doesn't matter. Don't lose heart. There are blind boxes of cheap air tickets online. With your current savings, you should be able to travel completely!

Sasha: That's right. I'll book a plane ticket and fly to Sanya tomorrow! (Booking air tickets, buying travel goods ...)

Xiao Ting: Now that you have booked your plane ticket, can you fly early tomorrow morning?

Sasha: You don't have to ask! Isn't it convenient to fly now?

Xiao Ting: It's a pity that we don't go to the same place as you, so we can't play with you.

Nana: It doesn't matter, Sasha. Remember to take more photos for us!

Sasha: Yes! Guarantee to complete the task!

As a result, the next day, Sasha just got ready to go to the airport. As a result, when she was putting on makeup, she found that the messages on her mobile phone kept ringing. She picked up her mobile phone impatiently and hoped that these messages had nothing to do with travel.

As a result, these annoying news turned out to be: According to the forecast of China Meteorological Observatory, the strong typhoon will land in Sanya, Hainan Province at 9: 30 am. Because of the strong wind and long duration of this typhoon, we are not sure when it will end! Therefore, for your safety, all flights to Sanya will be cancelled during the National Day, and your booked ticket has been returned by us. We apologize here. ......

Sasha instantly felt what a collapse was after seeing these news! After all, nothing is more painful than suddenly announcing the cancellation of a trip after careful planning!

1. The eternal world is constantly changing. Time separates some people and makes some people meet. Some people never meet again after separation, and some people never meet again after meeting. The so-called fate is just an excuse that people don't want to meet or part.

2. From one city to another, from a place where you are tired of staying to a place where others are tired of staying. During the day, the same traffic. At night, the same lights are shining. But I met another mood. Sometimes the heart is tired, sometimes people are tired, and sometimes the body and mind are exhausted. We need a fresh air and give ourselves a chance to breathe.

3. When we step on a train or plane, when we are put on a backpack or picked up a handbag, when we cross the grass on both sides of the railway to the high-rise buildings in the city, when we go from the majestic palace in the north to the pavilions in the south, we are all empty, daydreaming and returning to the truth. Sometimes when you set foot on a journey, you just want to keep walking, always on the road. Not to escape from reality, just to review my true self.

4. The society is complicated, and it is more difficult to remain simple than to become complicated. When I grow up, the neon lights on the streets are not as bright as a firefly when I was a child, and the delicacies in the hotel are not as sweet as half of the sweet potatoes on the ground. The window is full of toys, but the slingshot made of that branch is the only one. Time is still there, but we left, but at the beginning, we were easy to meet and carefree.

5. Borrowing a trip, we went to eat farm food, visit mountains, play with water, go to our hometown to recall the path full of our footprints, and go to the brilliant campus full of our smiling faces in the past, but we were full of joy and often lost, so we regretted it: at that time, only Tao was ordinary. So we feel: things are different.

6. When we were young, we always trampled the darkness under our feet. Now we are always swallowed up by the darkness. Traveling is not just about moving the body from one city to another, taking pictures of the scenery during the journey, or the special snacks on the table. If it is limited to this, it is just an arty and empty propaganda. The real travel is to meet yourself, take your soul home, and think about it. You don't have to hurry, show off, or pretend to agree, communicate with nature, talk with history, and walk with your original self.

7. Loneliness in the journey can become very cordial because of the romance of the traveler. Every landscape is an understanding. Walking in the bustling world of mortals, whispering and smiling with the years, meeting strangers with time, and laughing and laughing with fate.

8, travel, is a meeting, meet another self. Tourism is a kind of conversion, conversion to nature. Travel is a memory, a memory of history. Travel is the heart walking, the soul walking, and has nothing to do with the journey under your feet.