A short story about travel

Hangzhou journey composition

Looking forward to the stars and the moon, I finally look forward to the day of traveling to Suzhou and Hangzhou.

Hangzhou is famous for its West Lake, which is divided into two parts by Su Causeway. My mother and I are going to walk around the West Lake on bicycles. We rented a bicycle, set off from the International Youth Hostel, and embarked on a journey. First, we rode on a path covered with green trees, it was drizzling, and the wind gently stroked my face, which was very comfortable. In a short time, we arrived at the first stop-Rainbow Bridge. Standing on the bridge, we looked out, and we had a panoramic view of part of the West Lake. The green poplar trees were like a dignified beauty, and the lake was calm, like a mirror. After enjoying the beautiful scenery, we rushed down at full speed, and the cool breeze came to me. Because it rained a little, the air was particularly fresh. My mother and I opened our mouths like hippos and breathed fresh air.

? ? In a short time, my mother and I rode to the second stop-Leifeng Tower. I looked up and looked at the tall Leifeng Tower, which has six floors. Without hesitation, my mother and I got on the elevator and went to the top floor. The mural inside tells the story of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea to show their magical powers. According to the tour guide, there are countless woodcarving works on the third floor below. I can't wait to drag my mother to the third floor. On the third floor, I was dazzled by the dazzling array of woodcarving works: the story of the legend of the white snake and the history of the collapse of Leifeng Tower. After reading these, I can't help but say: the woodcarving works are really beautiful!

? ? After leaving the beautifully built Leifeng Tower, my mother and I rode bicycles to Huagang to watch fish. I am very excited because I wrote a beautiful article about watching fish in a flower harbor in the text. In the process of talking and laughing, we arrived soon. When you arrive at Huagang, you are greeted by a long corridor dedicated to seeing beautiful scenery. On the left side of the promenade is the West Lake. Looking down at the lake, groups of little black fish are playing in the water in droves. My mother and I drool and think, "If we fry it into small yellow croaker and bite it tender, it will be delicious on earth!" "There are four ducklings, furry feathers, so cute! They saw me and swam in front of me in a hurry, as if welcoming us. On the right side of the promenade are flowers and trees, so lush that you can't see a trace of the sun. Soon I came to the fish-watching place, and when I looked down, the small fish was waiting for someone to feed it. When someone feeds them, the fish open their mouths like crocodiles, scrambling for food. Seeing others feeding me so happily, I also persuaded my mother to buy me a pack of bait. When I got to the bridge, I was eager to feed it. I fed one at a time, but I couldn't attract fish. I was puzzled. My mother saw my doubt: "You can attract fish only if you sprinkle more at a time." I tried it according to my mother's words, and it really attracted a lot of fish. They often have such an ending: the "boss" in this group of fish wins: the biggest fish in this group is black and blue; A piece of yellow; An orange; A piece of white. First, the little black fish pecked, then the little goldfish threw the air, and then the "boss" twisted his fat body and appeared.It approached the food bit by bit, and finally pounced on it, leaving nothing left and swallowing it. I've seen it several times, and it's all the same. You really deserve to be the "boss"

Reluctantly bid farewell to Huagang. At this time, it was evening. My mother and I heard that there was a performance of the music fountain at 7 pm, so we hurried to the performance place. It's already a sea of people. It seems that everyone has heard about it! We found a place to sit down. I first observed the terrain: there is an arc made of fountain mouth, and there is a circle made of fountain mouth in front. We waited left and right, and finally a broadcast came: "Hello, everyone, thank you for coming to watch the musical fountain performance. It will start in five minutes." After five minutes, here we go. The current was thrown upward, then began to bend to the left, to the right, to the left, and repeated back and forth. At the same time, the circle in front also sprayed water in the middle. Under the light, they turned purple, blue and red for a while, like colorful petals guarding the shy stamens. The back "arc" rolled to the right by the left and to the left by the right, which quickly formed a choppy picture. Then the two fountains are grouped together. Under the light, the two streams form a pink love shape, a white arch bridge, a small note, jumping happily on the staff, and a red fork. What a strange thing! First of all, the water is rising and dancing in the air; Then, the "circle" water flow regularly discharges the height, and under the illumination of the lights, the water flow becomes vibrant green; Then a small and exquisite teapot was formed, and the gurgling water flowed out from the "outlet" of the teapot;Finally, a vigorous Shuanglong, one on the left and one on the right, roared at each other without weakness. The music fountain is drawing to a close, the water in the middle is soaring, and the top can't be seen. The water on the left and right sides is concentrated in the middle. A word broke out in the crowd: "How magnificent!" This sentence speaks from my heart. The musical fountain ended in such a magnificent picture.

A. Mark Twain's humorous short story

Mark Twain is in France

Mark Twain, a famous American writer, traveled in France. Once he went to Dijon by train. He was very tired that afternoon and wanted to sleep, so he asked the conductor to wake him up when the train arrived in Dijon. But first he explained that he was a dead sleeper. "Maybe I will protest loudly when you wake me up, but just ignore it and push me out of the car anyway."

Mark Twain went to bed. I woke up at midnight and the train had arrived in Paris. He immediately realized that the conductor had forgotten to drop him off at Dijon. He was so angry that he found the conductor and shouted at him. "I have never been so angry in my life!"

The conductor looked at him calmly and said, "Compared with the American who got off the train in Dijon, your fire is not half as big as his."

Looking for a ticket

Mark Twain, a famous American writer, is famous for his absentmindedness. One day, the conductor asked him for a ticket, but Mark Twain searched his pockets but couldn't find it. The conductor recognized him and comforted Mark Twain.

"It doesn't matter. If you can't find it, it doesn't matter."

"alas! Why don't you get in the way? I must find this damn ticket, otherwise how will I know where to go! "

Mark Twain's Statement

When Mark Twain answered a reporter's question at a reception, he said, "Some members of the US Congress are dogs." The reporter told the public what he said, and the lawmakers in Washington insisted that Mark Twain put a message in the newspaper to apologize. Mark Twain wrote this revelation:

"I used to speak at the banquet, saying that some members of Congress are dogs * * *. After careful consideration, I think this statement is inappropriate and untrue. The special newspaper stated that my words were revised as follows: some members of the US Congress are not dogs. "

Books and lawn mowers

Once, Mark Twain borrowed a book from his neighbor, and the neighbor said, "Yes, yes. But I made a rule that books borrowed from my library must be read on the spot. "

A week later, the neighbor borrowed the lawn mower from Mark Twain. Mark Twain smiled and said, "Sure, no problem. But I made a rule: the lawn mower borrowed from my home can only be used on my lawn. "

Mark Twain and the Pastor

There was a priest preaching in the forum. Mark Twain hated it so much that he wanted to play a joke on him.

"Reverend, your speech is really wonderful, except that I once saw it in a book, and every word you said was on it."

After listening to this, the priest replied unhappily, "My speech is by no means plagiarism!" "

"But that book is word for word."

"Then lend me that book." The priest said helplessly.

So, a few days later, the priest received a book from Mark Twain-a dictionary!

rain

Mark Twain came out from church with a friend one day, and it was raining outside.

"Do you think the rain will stop?" The friend asked.

Mark Twain looked up at the sky and replied, "It stopped before."

be calm in the hour of peril

Once a new tenant came to Mark Twain's apartment, and they paid a special visit to their new neighbor the day after they moved in. Courtesy is reciprocated. It is reasonable that Mark Twain and his wife should pay a return visit as soon as possible, but it is either for this or that. This matter is delayed day by day and has never been done. Finally, one morning, Mark Twain saw from the window that the house next door had caught fire, and the fire was blazing upstairs. He hurriedly ran to knock at the door, and when their neighbors came out to open the door, he said:

"I'm very sorry, I shouldn't have come to visit you at this inappropriate time and disturbed your breakfast. Please forgive me. But I have something to tell you-there is a fire upstairs. "

B. A funny foreign movie about a family traveling in a caravan. It's so funny. I forgot the name. Please give me some advice! thank you

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C. Travel humor stories of foreign celebrities

Sell pens

Hugo, a great writer, once traveled abroad to the border. The gendarmerie wanted to check the registration and asked him, "Name? Genus "

"Hugo." "What do you do?"

"Writing." "What do you do for a living?"

"Pen."

So the gendarmerie wrote in the register: "Name: Hugo; Occupation: selling pens. "

Magpie pie

Once, Jonathan Swift, a British satirist, went out for a trip and stopped at an inn. The hostess who recognized him was bent on pleasing the celebrity.

He went up to him and asked him enthusiastically what he wanted for dinner: "Would you like some pulp pie? Or gooseberry pie? Or plum pie, grape pie, cherry pie, ... "

"Anything will do except the chirping magpie, madam." Swift interrupted her.

Eve tasted the forbidden fruit

When the Pope's ambassador went to France, the future Pope Pope John XXIII (1881-1963) was also invited to France.

Attend the feast. At the banquet, a lady who wore too much topless clothes happened to be next to Pope John XXIII, and he just pretended not to.

Pay attention to the lady's dress. When the dessert came, he picked a red apple and handed it to the lady, but she politely declined.

"Please have a taste, madam." He advised, "Eve only realized that she was naked after eating the forbidden fruit.

Physical. "

D. What interesting stories did you encounter during your trip?

That is to know a very interesting friend. I think it will be very happy and fun to communicate with him every time.

E. humorous story guide words

Humorous and funny tour guide's words one

Dear friends,

Hello everyone!

There is a song called "Go home often and have a look", and there is a desire to go out often. To put it bluntly, it is tourism.

I've been in the city for a long time, listening to noise, inhaling exhaust gas, busy with housework, working, eating and drinking Lazar every day. It can be said that my heart is broken and my mouth is worn out, and my body is almost exhausted! (Laughter).

Therefore, we should often go out for a tour, go to a bigger city, go to Tieling, cultivate our sentiments in the green mountains and green waters, and broaden our horizons in historical cities. What is the most important thing in life, not money, not power, I personally think it is health and happiness! Do you agree? (Everyone understands)

When you travel, you must find a travel agency. It is convenient and economical to go out with the travel agency.

But to find a good travel agency, it is better to meet a good tour guide, and a good tour guide can bring you a happy trip. Everyone agrees!

But to find a good tour guide, it's better to find a female tour guide. In the green mountains and green waters, there's also a young lady who has opened a companion. What a wonderful feeling! Everyone agrees! (Laughter).

But to find a female tour guide, it is better to find a male tour guide. The male tour guide is strong, not only can give you a tour guide, but also half a bodyguard. In case of an emergency, we will take it up and leave.

Looking for a male tour guide is better than looking for a versatile male tour guide;

Looking for a versatile male tour guide is better than looking for a versatile male tour guide who can sing and dance well;

It is better to find a versatile and articulate male tour guide than to find a versatile and articulate male tour guide.

It is better to find a versatile, articulate and eloquent male tour guide than to find a versatile, articulate and well-proportioned male tour guide;

Looking for a versatile, articulate, well-proportioned male tour guide, it is better to find a versatile, articulate, well-proportioned and handsome male tour guide!

Do you know how many tour guides there are in China? Let me tell you that there are 350,000 tour guides in China.

But among these 350,000 tour guides, there are 250,000 female tour guides and only 100,000 male tour guides.

Among these 100,000 male tour guides, only 10,000 can be called versatile male tour guides.

Among these 10,000 versatile male tour guides, there are 1,000 male tour guides who can be called versatile and good at singing and dancing.

Among the 1,000 versatile male tour guides who can sing and dance, there are only 100 male tour guides who can be called versatile, good at singing and dancing and articulate.

There are only 10 male tour guides who are versatile, good at singing and dancing, and eloquent.

These 10 male tour guides who are versatile, good at singing and dancing, eloquent and well-proportioned, can be called one.

Among the 300,000 tour guides, it is very unlikely that we can meet such a versatile, good at singing and dancing, eloquent, well-proportioned and handsome male tour guide when we go out.

But today, you are very lucky! (Everyone is in uproar and then laughs)

I found that today's friends are very smart! Next, I will introduce myself.

F. What are the most interesting cultural stories you have heard while traveling?

The reason is that the most interesting story I have ever heard is the story of a shepherd boy pointing at Xinghua Village.

G. Warm or interesting stories encountered during the trip

Where is it

H. I need some stories and jokes from the station wagon. Help me! thank you !

A female ghost farted and died. Why did the mouse like to count rice? Because Mickey Mouse's ant's teeth were black. It was because of the ants. Hey, a man asked a guest to have tea. Because there was no tea, he went to a neighbor's house to borrow it. For a long time, the neighbors didn't send it, and the water was boiled, so they didn't bring it. There was no choice but to keep adding cold water to the pot. After a long time, the water in the pot was full, and the tea was not delivered at last. The wife said to her husband, "The tea can't be drunk, so let him take a bath."

I. Tell me any interesting stories that happened during your trip?

I came back from Qinghai and took a train for about 20 hours. I should have fallen asleep in Hebei and got off in Henan. Fortunately, the old man next door stopped me and said, "Girl, this is Henan, don't you belong to Hebei?"

J. stories about travel

The opportunity to meet her was particularly accidental.

Graduation is coming soon, and several animals in the dormitory have come on a trip that says go.

The target is set at Hailing Island.

After a long journey, you must find a suitable hotel.

After all, the seaside? I just want a room that faces the sea and blooms in spring.

I forgot which APP it was. Anyway, it was either Ctrip or Meituan. ...

I saw a Qizhou holiday apartment with a sea view room, and the price was not bad.

When I saw it at that time, it was about more than one hundred yuan for the standard room. ...

Just about to make a reservation, the animals in the upper berth said to go to the hotel first and make a reservation.

It's right to think about it

When I saw the place and felt OK, I was ready to go to the front desk and ask if there were any rooms available.

Then I saw a group of young ladies arguing at the front desk.

I saw her at a glance, super sweet! ! !

Probably there are only four of them, but she wants to live in a villa.

Others think it's too expensive. Just stay in the standard room. You can see the sea anyway.

Suddenly I can't control myself.

In a few cattle surprised eyes walked over and said

Sister, why don't we spell a villa?

There are four of you, four of us, and eight people, which is about 201 people.

? ? ?

No, no, let's stay in the standard room.

Several young ladies were obviously scared by me.

I immediately realized what I was doing. .....

Then I took out my student id card ......

That's right. Student ID! ! ! !

Classmate! ! You misunderstood! ! ! We also want to live in a villa. ......

We are all students with limited budget! ! ! We are not bad people! ! I get a scholarship every year! ! !

Maybe my subsequent actions were grandiose and amused them. Maybe they really thought I didn't.

Other intentions

In the end, I finally got what I wanted.

When I paid, I used the opportunity of transfer to secretly add it to her WeChat.

We'll split up during the day

In the evening, chat with her on WeChat about the daytime trip.

Ask out for a drink together

Then it has been like this for three or four days

Until one time I felt cold behind my back and looked back. ....

(′? Д? Three little animals and three other little sisters followed us together.

I grabbed her hand and ran. After running for a long time and getting rid of them, the two of us sat on the ground and were stupid.

laugh

Then I asked her to be together, and it was approved.

In the next few days, our two groups will act together.

Now think about it! Hailing Island! That's great！

If we can finally get together, we will definitely come to Hailing Island again and stay in a sea view room again.